nolanimrod on April 21st, 2012

This one’s up the in Rod­ney Dan­ger­field country.

Alas, young Miss Suarez, just 24 and with a nine-​​year-​​old son and a rav­en­ous pimp to feed, didn’t care for the cut of her Secret Ser­vice man’s jib. He made the fairly basic mis­take — for an expen­sively trained gov­ern­ment oper­a­tive — of attempt­ing to pay a pros­ti­tute in the hotel cor­ri­dor, and Dania caused an alter­ca­tion whose fall­out has brought the Secret Ser­vice to its knees. Which isn’t how these encoun­ters usu­ally go.

Got it, right? If not leave a com­ment (you can do it anony­mously) and some­one will get back to you. Mean­while, who offers a whore $28? Who would WANT a whore who charged $28?

Besides, it’s about time some of those stim­u­lus funds were put to good use!

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nolanimrod on April 19th, 2012

Cats & Dogs: Jimmy Carter shoots one and Barack Obama eats the other

 

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nolanimrod on April 19th, 2012

Well, thank good­ness for that!

Peters: My take on this is that there’s a ter­ri­ble scan­dal here Megyn, but it has noth­ing to do with our troops in com­bat. Those troops escaped a sui­cide bomber, bad judg­ment, took some dumb pic­tures, and no ter­ror­ists were harmed in the tak­ing of those snapshots.

Seems to me a sui­cide bomber is just a weapons-​​delivery plat­form, no dif­fer­ent than a tank, a bomber, a bat­tle­ship. Except not reusable. Maybe more like a Kamikaze air­plane. Just a lot gooier.

After Water­loo there were dogs run­ning around with sol­diers entrails hang­ing from their mouths and it is well known that Arthur Welles­ley, the Duke of Welling­ton, roundly con­demned them and for years after­wards no decent British fam­ily would have a dog any­where on the premises. Not in the ken­nel, not on the divan, not on the car­riage,  not even on the table.

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nolanimrod on April 17th, 2012

The delight­ful Neo-​​Neocon has a post out pre­sent­ing the results of a poll which asks:

Which can­di­date is smarter?

The results?

Which can­di­date do you think is smarter?

Barack Obama 42%
Mitt Rom­ney 33%
(Both are) 6%

After years of relent­less non-​​judgmental pro­pa­gan­diz­ing only 6% got it right.

 

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