Every decade spent wafted aloft on clouds of wealth and celebrity where one’s fabled foot need not touch the earth causes a loss of though­tanoids from the brain, just as phys­i­cal weight­less­ness causes a loss of cal­cium from the bones, until it becomes a self evi­dent truth, just like the ones men­tioned in the Dec­la­ra­tion of Inde­pen­dence, that once upon a time we killed a lot of Japs because we thought their eyes looked funny.

When your feet never touch the ground your brain tends to rot.

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We know about skinny. We know about tall. We know about dream­ing. We know that an Ari­zona school dis­trict and a D.C. cafe­te­ria got in trou­ble for serv­ing fried chicken and col­lard greens to com­mem­o­rate Mar­tin Luther King’s birthday.

Tall. Skinny. Dream­ing. Food. That’s the easy stuff. We’re just not too sure about this (h/t: Hot Air):

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The Pak­istani Secu­rity Forces have nabbed Adam Gadahn, said to be the American-born spokesman for al Qaeda.

Now this means

1. Pak­istan is really mad at the U.S. and is going to use this arrest to embar­rass us
2. Pak­istan is really happy with the U.S. and this arrest is going to do us some good
3. Gadahn was a spy and it was time for him to come out of the cold
4. Gadahn was a spy and he still is, but now he’s a dou­ble agent
5. Gadahn was a dou­ble agent before; now he’s a triple agent
6. Gadahn was just a press sec­re­tary like Robert Gibbs, but is in bet­ter shape and tells fewer lies than Gibbs, and why are they arrest­ing him?
7. The Obama admin­is­tra­tion des­per­ately needs some kind of vic­tory and they can claim this as their own even though it was the Pak­ista­nis who did it and who will use inter­ro­ga­tion meth­ods far beyond the ones Obama and Eric Holder are ter­ror­iz­ing the CIA about

But I digress. The point (pernt for you folks in Brook­lyn or New Orleans) is a link in the tar­get story. Be sure to click on the Anthro­po­der­mic bib­liop­egy link in Darleen’s post. As I said in the comments

Dar­leen, you really know some weird shit.

I used to hear sto­ries of Nazis hav­ing lamp shades made of the skin of tat­tooed Jews and always fig­ured it was a lot of hooey. Maybe not.

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Come on, baby! If I don’t get some relief I’m going to suf­fer Per­ma­nent Damage!

If promis­cu­ous females offer the only hope for the sur­vival of the human race I’m going to stop dep­re­cat­ing my ex.

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