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It wasn’t Barry’s fault that he lost his new mittens.

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nolanimrod on June 29th, 2011

Din­ner with Barry and Joe. Can The Gong Show be far behind?

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But why should you believe me with all the media trip­ping over their the­sauruses find­ing every pos­si­ble way to say He walks in Beauty? Here’s a reli­ably cur­mud­geonly naysayer. Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2011

Continue reading about Bitter Clingers, Creepy Zionists, and Slurpee-​​Sippers All Conspire to Bring Down God’s Chosen One

nolanimrod on April 5th, 2011

Even Repub­li­cans want Obama to be Pres­i­dent Forever!

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