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nolanimrod on January 29th, 2015

Crikey! When the Eng­lish don’t under­stand Eng­lish per­haps we had all bet­ter just press 2 (oprima los dos) and have done with it. From today’s Tele­graph: The fighter plane was dis­cov­ered almost per­fectly pre­served in 2012 in the mid­dle of the West­ern Desert. It had crashed in 1942 and there was evi­dence that its loan pilot, […]

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nolanimrod on January 24th, 2015

The guy is near­ing 70. He’s had a multiple-​​​​bypass oper­a­tion. His hair has gone white. In addi­tion to all that, thanks to Mon­ica Lewin­sky and Jen­nifer Flow­ers we know that Willie’s willie is seri­ously bent. Yet here he is, swan­ning around the world in search of middle-​​​​school poon­tang. I’m jeal­ous. I couldn’t, um, keep up such a schedule. […]

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