Obama The Dreamy

Pray the Pres­i­dent doesn’t find your liveli­hood icky.

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nolanimrod on April 14th, 2014

We should save sto­ries like this so our descen­dants will know whom to thank as each July 4th they cel­e­brate Bar­ney Day to thank their fore­bears for giv­ing them a gov­ern­ment that can do with its sub­jects what­ever it wants to so long as its rules are set to patty-​​​​cake music and the head-​​​​of-​​​​government looks sternly noble […]

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nolanimrod on January 31st, 2014

Fel­la­tio and farts don’t mix.

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nolanimrod on December 13th, 2013

New York Times gives fawn­ing a bad name.

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