Say — you don’t sup­pose Barack used to like the smell of methane ?… Naw!..

Choom Farts Can Kill (somebody)

Pres­i­dent Obama’s high school pot dealer who he thanked in his year­book for the ‘good times’ was beaten to death by his lover after a series of fights over flat­u­lence and drugs, MailOn­line can reveal today…

His lover Andrew Devere, a male pros­ti­tute, gave police a laun­dry list of rea­sons for the killing, includ­ing that Boyer, a surfer and unem­ployed chef, con­stantly put him down, made him beg for drugs and had a habit of break­ing wind in his face.

You can read the whole thing HERE includ­ing the lat­est hijinx of that wild and crazy scamp, Malik Obama.

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Tags: bludgeon, choom, fellatio

2 Comments to “Etiquette Hint: Don’t Fart When You’re Getting Head”

  1. Ike Jakson says:

    His mother was a fart, or you can also replace the f with a T or W, and you know what the father was. Genes like that can pro­duce any­thing. How about ‘’The ? Lady farted and out dropped the Bama?’’

  2. nolanimrod says:

    That may be but I pre­fer the image of our prez wrap­ping those sneery lips around the root of his choom dealer and inhal­ing the sweet smell of roast pork with onions and garlic.

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