While We’re at it Let’s Buy The Aliens Band Uniforms

Proof of extrater­res­trial intel­li­gence could come within 25 years, an astronomer who works on the search said Sunday.

See? Case closed. It could.

Shostak bases this esti­ma­tion on the Drake Equa­tion, a for­mula con­ceived by SETI pio­neer Frank Drake to cal­cu­late the num­ber (N) of alien civ­i­liza­tions with whom we might be able to com­mu­ni­cate. That equa­tion takes into account a vari­ety of fac­tors, includ­ing the rate of star for­ma­tion in the galaxy, the frac­tion of stars that have plan­ets, the frac­tion of plan­ets that are hab­it­able, the per­cent of those that actu­ally develop life, the per­cent of those that develop intel­li­gent life, the frac­tion of civ­i­liza­tions that have a tech­nol­ogy that can broad­cast their pres­ence into space, and the length of time those sig­nals would be broadcasted.

Hmmm. An equa­tion. Doesn’t an equa­tion usu­ally have num­bers? What, I won­der, would be the num­bers for

  • the frac­tion of stars that have planets?
  • the frac­tion of plan­ets that are habitable?
  • The per­cent of those that actu­ally develop life?
  • The per­cent of those that actu­ally develop intel­li­gent life?
  • The frac­tion of civ­i­liza­tions that have a technology …?
  • and The num­ber of peo­ple liv­ing out­side our galaxy who can pat their heads while rub­bing their tummies?

Run, do not walk, to send this guy your money. You don’t want to be the last on your block. This is a lim­ited time offer. The sup­ply of space aliens, unlike the earth­bound vari­ety, seems to be a finite num­ber that is already known.

Were flim-​​flam artists always this brazenly transparent?

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2 Comments to “Next It Will Be The Aliens Saved or Created”

  1. ikejakson says:

    Hi Nim­rod

    May I just park my RV in the road oppo­site your dri­ve­way? I need to get away from Time Mag­a­zine and the sto­ries about a mosque.

    You have been so quiet and I clicked to find you are back alive and online, and with one of my pet top­ics as a spe­cial bonus.

    Gosh you tell them straight I noticed. But I doubt whether you will ever receive one shred of detail on what you want to know. I had given up on dis­cussing the topic when a lit­tle devil whis­pered in my ear the other day to make fun of them; and I lis­tened to him though we should never do that.

    I had decided on a debate like between school kids because that’s what this bunch act like with all their phe­nom­e­nal Sci­ence and had my Post in when the Eng­lish Trolls attacked me in it on a com­pletely dif­fer­ent issue. Thus my Post went to hell and I am still try­ing to shake the Trolls off.

    Can you now see why I need a safe sanc­tu­ary for a while?

    Thanks for the Post and allow­ing me in. Let me know when you receive the infor­ma­tion you have asked for.

    • nolanimrod says:

      That was some­thing else, wasn’t it? The way it was all layed out, all cut and dried.

      Well, see, we just take the aver­age num­ber of stars with plan­ets, which we don’t know, and then we take the num­ber of plan­ets with live­able envi­ron­ments, which we don’t know, and then we take the num­ber of those plan­ets which have life on them, which we don’t know, and we divide all that by the num­ber of those life forms which are intel­li­gent enough to con­tact us and we come up with a number.

      Just like Obama’s Jobs Saved or Cre­ated.

      The ref­er­ence to the band uni­forms, by the way, was to a won­der­ful movie called The Music Man about a huck­ster who came to town and con­vinced the peo­ple that their kids were going to be juve­nile delin­quents if they just hung around all sum­mer and that what they needed was to learn to play instru­ments and be in a march­ing band. He knew as much about music as Obama’s econ­o­mists know about job cre­ation but teach­ing music wasn’t his pur­pose; what he wanted to do was sell them over­priced band uni­forms. Which he did.

      I sym­pa­thize about the mosque thing. Maybe you just need a change of pace. Maybe you can some rocks and go out and throw them at a rhi­noc­eros or some­thing. That’d take your mind of it.

      I have been quiet because I got a virus on my com­puter, a really bad one. I got it fixed but it either came back or was never got rid of to begin with. So I decided to try some­thing dif­fer­ent to deal with it and, you know, just a sec­ond or two of mag­i­cal think­ing when deal­ing with a com­puter can really have an effect.

      Now I have my machine run­ning some­thing called Ubuntu Linux and it is really swift. I can get on the Inter­net and I just got my printer work­ing with it (that was a hoot — I couldn’t get a printer dri­ver from Canon USA but I could get one from Canon Asia). It’s a lot to learn and I’m still tak­ing baby steps. I’m try­ing really hard not to do some­thing really stu­pid. Again.

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