Is there a space for this on the Fact Sheet can­di­dates fill out so the party can decide how best to  pro­mote them?

Item 15: Describe Your Sig­na­ture Put-​​On

Describe in detail the event(s) you are going to fab­ri­cate and please include any props you are going to include for verisimil­i­tude (like some­one giv­ing you a hat) or char­ac­ters you may wish to high­light (say, a young flower girl who dodged sniper fire with you) to add depth to your fabrication.

I guess it’s just a thing they have to do. Mafia sol­diers need to kill some­body. Democ­rats need to make some­thing up and con­tinue repeat­ing it until

  1. they believe it, and
  2. some­body checks up on them

and then demon­strate that they are True Democ­rats by talk­ing their way out of it.

Let’s return, then, to those thrilling days of yes­ter­year, when, out of the blue of the West­ern Sky came a woman who, to this very day, has Her Mind Right!

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Tags: Democrats, Fantasy, Prevarication, Signature Put-On

One Comment to “Making Your Bones in the Democratic Party”

  1. ikejakson says:

    Nim­rod

    What beats me is when they try to talk them­selves out of it the vot­ers still vote for them. Prob­a­bly the best one ever when Hillary sim­ply said “I mis­spoke [about the Bosnia snipers] because it had been a long and a hard campaign.”

    Some while back they caught one of our Big Egos out and when they con­fronted with his lies he said “But politi­cians must lie; just look at Amer­i­can Bill Clin­ton. He lied under oath.”

    He got away with it was voted in again. Pos­si­bly that’s why the old cliché “The voter gets what he deserves” is so appro.

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