Meet the “Cof­fee Party.” Whose most impor­tant redeem­ing qual­ity seems to be, well, that they bill them­selves as “an answer to the Tea Party, a year-​​old protest move­ment that’s steeped in fis­cal con­ser­vatism and boiling-​​hot, anti-​​tax rhetoric.”

And what is that “answer”? A gath­er­ing together of salt of the earth folk like John Purser, a “hum­ble” man who we’re told prefers “the sim­ple life.

I had a two-​​room house on an old dirt road and they sucked the value out …

But John has a problem:

At 69, he lives in a two-​​room house on a rural dirt road in Car­roll County, dri­ves a 26-​​year-​​old Ford pickup and takes odd jobs to get by. […] He doesn’t need much. Never has. But Purser, who worked in main­te­nance for Delta Air­lines for 30 years, has seen the lit­tle secu­rity he might have had — his retire­ment money, for exam­ple, and his home’s value — fall apart in recent years.

Saaay… How much WAS it worth?

Cain’t you read, dummy? It durn well just up and FELL APART!

The house?

NO, dag-​​nabbit! The value of the house!

I’d guess a two-​​room shack on a rural dirt road wouldn’t have much value in it to lose.  Say… Maybe it used to be on Mal­ibu and those Tea Party Peo­ple moved it!

Not just the house! His retire­ment money, too!

Yeah. There’s that. Thirty years as a mechanic for Delta. Top-​​of-​​the-​​line car­rier. Retire­ment gone, too.

(From Avjobs​.com -empha­sis mine: ed)

Wages and Benefits

Air­craft mechan­ics gen­er­ally work 40 hours a week on eight-​​hour shifts around the clock and over­time work is com­mon. The basic air­line mechanic’s start­ing wage is depen­dent on the size of the com­pany, loca­tion in the United States or other part of the world, expe­ri­ence, and type of air­craft worked. There are also increases in salary for longevity, licenses,held, line work, or shift work…  A lead air­line mechanic with an A & P cer­tifi­cate and 10 years expe­ri­ence can expect to make in excess of $73,000 per year when salaried or $45.00 per hour in shift positions.

Yeah.  I can see why John would be sub-​​letting from Lil Abner.

Well, this all sure does hang together.  Yessiree.  If this story goes on much longer Halliburton’s going to pop up in it some­where.  Obama isn’t the only one who thinks we’re stu­pid.  The ad agency they hired for this movie thinks so too.

Jeff’s entire Pro­tein Wis­dom post is HERE.

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