Where is Skippy Gates?

Skippy is a Black Man in Amer­ica.  This affords him spe­cial insights on just about every­thing includ­ing how to deal with the more dull­ish ele­ments of local law enforcement.

“At the hos­pi­tal, DC police offi­cer John Muniz arrived to issue Med­lock a $20 jay­walk­ing ticket. Med­lock was lying sedated on a gur­ney, so Muniz deliv­ered the ticket to a Daily Caller col­league, who was at the hos­pi­tal with Med­lock. He looked embar­rassed as he did so. Behind him stood a man dressed in a dark suit who iden­ti­fied him­self as a ’spe­cial agent.’ He said noth­ing but wrote in a notebook.

It’s time for Skip Gates to give some­thing back.  I say once more:  Where is Skippy Gates?  Surely his ency­clo­pe­dic knowl­edge and serene demeanor can resolve this!

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Tags: bureaucratic immunity, federal law enforcement, J-walking, local law enforcement, Skip Gates