Eureka! The Health Care Bill for Dummies!
This is a complex issue, and the longer it was debated, the more skeptical people became. I take my share of the blame for not explaining it more clearly to the American people.
–Barack Obama, State of the Union.
And he was right. Through a confidential source at the Richmond Times-Dispatch a first draft of the groundbreaking Health Care Bill for Dummies has surfaced and I must say now that I feel very guilty about complaining that the president was calling us a bunch of dummies because, again, he was right. With this new, simpler explanation now I understand it. For example:
There so many things man with nice voice need to explain gooder. Like, if some people still need health insurance, why not just give them insurance voucher, like housing voucher or food stamps? Why put entire U.S. medical system in Cuisinart and set on Liquefy?
I won’t detain you any longer because this thing is, to quote a president who was a little better at explaining things, beyond our poor power to add or detract. If you’re holding any hot liquids put them down because this one’s a laugher.
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