Eureka! The Health Care Bill for Dummies!

This is a com­plex issue, and the longer it was debated, the more skep­ti­cal peo­ple became. I take my share of the blame for not explain­ing it more clearly to the Amer­i­can people.

–Barack Obama, State of the Union.

And he was right.  Through a con­fi­den­tial source at the Rich­mond Times-​​Dispatch a first draft of the ground­break­ing Health Care Bill for Dum­mies has sur­faced and I must say now that I feel very guilty about com­plain­ing that the pres­i­dent was call­ing us a bunch of dum­mies because, again, he was right.  With this new, sim­pler expla­na­tion now I under­stand it.  For example:

There so many things man with nice voice need to explain gooder. Like, if some peo­ple still need health insur­ance, why not just give them insur­ance voucher, like hous­ing voucher or food stamps? Why put entire U.S. med­ical sys­tem in Cuisi­nart and set on Liquefy?

I won’t detain you any longer because this thing is, to quote a pres­i­dent who was a lit­tle bet­ter at explain­ing things, beyond our poor power to add or detract.  If you’re hold­ing any hot liq­uids put them down because this one’s a laugher.

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