Roosters Forced into Sexual Bondage

Break­ing news from The Wall Street Journal

At clan­des­tine farms across Penn­syl­va­nia, thou­sands of roost­ers and hens have been toil­ing away for months in con­fi­den­tial con­di­tions nor­mally reserved for impor­tant gov­ern­ment ops. Their mis­sion: Fer­til­ize enough eggs!

The roost­ers weren’t deterred by rumors that the facil­ity is going to begin using per­for­mance meters which are actu­ally mod­i­fied TSA scan­ners  which were deemed too intru­sive to be used on air trav­el­ers at this time.

Hey — if they need any chicks from El Sal­vador we hear ACORN is pre­pared, for a fee and some gov­ern­ment grants,  to smug­gle them into the coun­try dis­guised as Easter candies.

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