I knew the UN IPCC global warm­ing schtick was a load of manure not because I am a world-​​beating physi­cist, but because they released their sum­mary of con­clu­sions before they were done crunch­ing their numbers.

Like­wise I knew that Domino’s Pizza was worth­less at any price, other than as a source of car­bo­hy­drates (which they heav­ily pro­moted — here: have some bread cov­ered with cin­na­mon and sugar) because there was noth­ing on them. It was like they had a spray can full of pizza-​​flavored red stuff and sprayed it on the pizza, then added a cou­ple of pep­per­oni slices and called it good.

And now they’re ‘fes­s­ing up with a new mea culpa com­mer­cial.  But they still don’t have it. Look at that guy spread­ing sauce on the dough. You can see the dough through it. That ain’t enough sauce, folks.

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