Gasbag Police

Since we have been sub­jected to cease­less jaw­bon­ing about Global Warm­ing —  it seems like for, well, for­ever — every time there was a hot spell we pro­pose a sim­i­lar pun­ish­ment be applied to the Global Warm­ing Gurus when the web­site for an Alaskan TV sta­tion is wor­ried about low temps along the gulf.

Miami Mete­o­rol­o­gist Dan Dixon said Miami, Ft. Laud­erdale and West Palm Beach were expected to approach or set record-​​low overnight tem­per­a­tures Wednes­day morn­ing. The game-​​time tem­per­a­ture for the Orange Bowl between Geor­gia Tech and Iowa was 49 degrees in Miami, which FOX-​​TV announc­ers said was a record for the annual col­lege foot­ball game that started in 1935.

Since Global Warm­ing involves gases and the chief Global Warm­ing Gasbag is Albert Gore, Jr. we pro­pose that some enter­pris­ing cit­i­zens should incar­nate The Gas­bag Police.  Since Gore spends a lot of money buy­ing indul­gences (aka car­bon cred­its) from the Church of AGW, which he owns much of, he can jolly well pay the fines levied by the Gas­bag Police when his ex-​​cathedra pro­nun­ci­a­men­tos don’t pan out.  They can prob­a­bly find him sit­ting in his hogan, grind­ing corn on a metate.  And the tick­ets are payable in gold.

Albert Gore’s Tepee

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