Hookers Are Killing Polar Bears

It’s true!  And it’s a darn shame.  It needs to stop and you can help.  You need to avoid the hook­ers.  Oh!  And stop water­ing your lawn.  That will help too.

It seems unfair.  I know.  A lit­tle silly, even.  After all, what could it hurt? You’re at a con­ven­tion, out of town, a lit­tle free time, right?  No one would be the wiser.

Well, that’s what YOU think, buster!  You’re think­ing it’s just a half-​​hour roll in the hay and you can make it all right by giv­ing the hooker a hun­dred bucks.  Yeah.  You would.  Maybe an extra fifty if she’s really good.  But what about all that heavy breath­ing?  Where are your car­bon off­sets?  You get your rocks off and some­where in the arc­tic an acre of pack ice melts.  You think I’m kid­ding?  At the world cli­mate con­fer­ence in Denmark

The City of Copen­hagen dis­trib­uted cards to every hotel room show­ing a lady of the evening at a seedy street cor­ner over the slo­gan “BE SUSTAINABLE: Don’t Buy Sex.”

It’s true.  It’s set­tled.  It’s direct from Copenhagen.

Is this some cruel cos­mic karma or do you think she knew that her mouth matched the nose? (AP Photo/​Anja Niedringhaus)

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