Color Coördinated

Green.  That’s the “color” of the lifestyle we should all be striv­ing for.  Green. Buds and leaves and grass and stems and that soft moss that feels so good to lie on by the bab­bling brook of a summer’s day.

Ah, green. Green no more!  BAD GREEN! Bad, bad green! You live by con­sum­ing CO2!  The Envi­ron­men­tal Protec­tion Agency (hymn, please) and its boss, The Cham­pion of Green, have declared CO2 bad. Bad CO2. Bad Green for con­sum­ing it.

Blue.  Our new color is blue. Since CO2 is a pol­lu­tant and WE WOULDN’T WANT TO POLLUTE! Oh, No. We might anger the Envi­ron­men­tal Pro­tec­tion Agency and its boss, The Cham­pion of Green. So we must hold our breath that we might avoid POLLUTING. That’s it just hold our breath.

Blue. The new color is blue. Our new color is blue. Ahhhh.

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Tags: green, reality