Daily Archives: November 17, 2009

The Long Reach of Barney Frank

17 November 2009

Not much to look at, is our Bar­ney.  He bears no resem­blance to the great despoil­ers of his­tory.  But even though you’d never mis­take him for Tamer­lane, Attila the Hun, or a Viking Berserker his reach is long and his wrath, ter­ri­ble.  And, like the con­querors of old, after he has got what he wants he just rides on, leav­ing the poor, dumb, ordi­nary schnooks to scurry around and try to deal with the consequences.

Dur­ing his cam­paign of con­quest he was invin­ci­ble.  When peo­ple would argue that Fan­nie Mae was get­ting into dan­ger­ous ter­ri­tory Bar­ney and his lieu­tenants would smite them.  He con­tin­ued mak­ing banks write bad mort­gages, and mak­ing Fan­nie Mae suck them up.  And Fan­nie turned the bad mort­gages into bad secu­ri­ties and sold them.  And Barney’s buddy, Chris Dodd, who had an “in” at AIG,  helped AIG sell insur­ance poli­cies guar­an­tee­ing that the secu­ri­ties based on the bad mort­gages were good and would pay up if they weren’t.  And if it all col­lapsed there was always Uncle Sam.  Wouldn’t cost Bar­ney and his accom­plices a penny.  Noth­ing to see here.  We’ve moved on.

Now, accord­ing to the New York Times, Barney’s hous­ing Ponzi scheme has acquired an inter­na­tional reach.

MIAHUATLÁN, Mexico — Dur­ing the best of the times, Miguel Salcedo’s son, an ille­gal immi­grant in San Diego, would be send­ing home hun­dreds of dol­lars a month to sup­port his strug­gling fam­ily in Mex­ico. But at times like these, with the Amer­i­can econ­omy out of whack and his son out of work, Mr. Sal­cedo finds him­self doing what he never imag­ined he would have to do: wiring pesos north.

And that’s not the worst of it.

Still, although a study by the Pew His­panic Cen­ter from July showed a sharp decrease in the num­ber of Mex­i­cans head­ing north, there has been no sign of a mass exo­dus of migrants back to Mex­ico. Immi­grants’ fam­i­lies say it took great effort to scrape together the thou­sands of dol­lars needed to send rel­a­tives to the United States, a sum that includes the fees charged by the peo­ple who help them sneak in.

Now isn’t that a kick in the head!  There was no Bar­ney Frank to threaten the Coy­otes (the peo­ple smug­glers) with reg­u­la­tory ruin if they didn’t offer no-doc no-down loans so the Sal­cedos  HAD TO COME UP WITH CASH!  Bum­mer.  Not only is the U.S. Trea­sury toss­ing bil­lions into the pit left by Barney’s idea for Afford­able Hous­ing (afford­able, appar­ently, by Uncle Sam) but now the Mex­i­cans are hav­ing to pitch in to the Great Frank Money Suck.

But don’t worry.  Bar­ney is not depressed by all this.  Or even slowed down.  He’s now work­ing on a plan to do the same thing to the FHA.

Mean­while, down in Mex­ico, there are some peo­ple who are start­ing to get the mes­sage that the Democ­rats have their own ver­sion of trickle down.  Except in their ver­sion it’s not money doing the trickling.

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