Eating Crap Quickly Doesn’t Make It Healthful
From today’s Telegraph: We have “less than 50 days” to save the planet, declared Gordon Brown last week, in yet another desperate bid to save the successor to the Kyoto treaty, which is due to be agreed in Copenhagen in six weeks’ time.
Does any of that sound familiar?
- We must pass the TARP bill now! No time to read it!
- We must pass the stimulus bill now! No time to read it!
We must pass the health care bill now! No time to read it!
One is tempted to ask how the 7-week Doomsday ETA was arrived at, but that kind of pickiness just spoils the fun. Kind of like the dad who takes the time (but Dad I’m late already!!!) to read the teacher’s note before signing it.
The fact that crap is eaten quickly, even if followed by a good gargle, then maybe a glass of orange juice or a full-bodied beer, doesn’t change what it is, nor what it’s going to do as it wends its way through our system depositing toxic matter until it exits in its original state.
If somebody gives me a sandwich at the very least I like to remove the wrapper before I eat it.
What IS it with these people? It’s like they’ve all developed the life expectancy of the fruit fly. If I don’t get it this week I don’t get it!
