Who Cut the Cheese Danish?

Can there be, one won­ders, extant on this planet some poor, benighted souls for whom the essence of desire does not reside in the hem of Barack Obama’s gar­ment?  Who aren’t com­pletely mes­mer­ized by a quick stop of Brother Love’s Trav­el­ling Sal­va­tion Show? or who don’t feel unwor­thy to breathe the same air?  Who might be emo­tion­ally steam­rollered by expe­ri­enc­ing, all in one big lump, Michelle’s biceps and Oprah’s waist­line?  Who don’t want any iPods of Barack’s speeches?

There can.

Tags: 2016 Olympics, arrogance, Chicago, Copenhagen, Denmark, Hurt feelings, respect