And the War on Women? This May Presage the War OF Women

Barack and His Dems as the Lying, Free­load­ing Boyfriend and His Pals

(H/​T Moe Lane)

I’ve seen this a lot. A guy will treat the sweet­est, pret­ti­est, most desir­able girl like a bar rag and you can’t stand to watch. Or, worse, you talk to her about him and then she won’t speak to you. But if she’s lucky she wakes up one day and some­thing, some lit­tle thing, isn’t quite right. There’s an empty cereal box in the cup­board. Or she stops for a muf­fin on the way to work and doesn’t have the ten she got in change the night before. The whole scene falls on her like a ton of bricks. And that’s that.

But there’s a dif­fer­ence here: when this kind of guy gets his walk­ing papers he is usu­ally seen a week or two later with a new girl, dri­ving her car, liv­ing at her place, spend­ing her money, and let­ting her do his laun­dry. But watch­ing this video I got the sense that maybe, in the case of Barack Obama, it’s like every­body in the world got fed up with him all at once.

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Tags: Barack Obama, Change, Democrats, parody, reality

nolanimrod on September 21st, 2014

This should be fun. And he looks like my favorite magi­cian, Justin Flom. Give it a look. Maybe it’s time for us to admit we’re not going to have a zero-​​carb lifestyle by tomor­row and buy a lit­tle crude from our friends up north even if that does cut into the slave bud­gets of some Kuwaitis or Saudis.

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Tags: greenocrats

nolanimrod on September 2nd, 2014

Those sneaky Grin­gos. Sure, they’ll let oppor­tunis­tic grant-​​sucking out­fits like La Raza call them names.  Though they may have ances­tors who froze at Val­ley Forge or came back in a box from Anbar Province they’re fine with your wear­ing your Mexican-​​flag tee shirts to school on May 5th (sorry — Cinco de Mayo) while sus­pend­ing any stu­dent who wears red, white, and blue. They don’t even mind the increas­ing fre­quency of Spang­lish audio pop-​​unders that you can’t turn off.

Because, you see, while the ad is in Spanish -

Spanish language ad which has the fine print in English

Gotcha — amigo

 

the fine print, the stuff you really need to know, isn’t. Buena suerte, pendejo.

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Tags: best served cold

nolanimrod on September 2nd, 2014

NOTE: Jim Goad of Taki’s Mag came up with these arti­facts in his piece Does It Mat­ter if Hillary Clin­ton is a Car­pet Muncher? I just had some fun with the captions.

 

current photo of the woman who was Hillary's roommate at Wellesley for 4 years

Room­mates at Welles­ley for all 4 years? We were very sym­pa­tico. Nei­ther of us minded spilling Scream­ing Yel­low Zonkers in bed.

 

Hillary at Wellesley with the school President and two other unidentified women

Are we on for later tonight or are you just adjust­ing my underwear?

 

Hillary Clinton standing next to a woman with prominent nipples showing through her thin dress. Hillary's right hand is somewhere behind the woman.

Eat your heart out, Bill.  Any DNA left on this dress will be from my drool.

 

Hillary Clinton standing next to a very buxom and low-cut Christine Aguilera and staring at her cleavage.

God! When I was car­ry­ing that huge Bible around this is what I was pray­ing for!

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Tags: Saph Inflection?