That’s what the CDC says and it’s one of the burning questions upon which they spent the money they now say they would have spent developing an Ebola vaccine if only they had the money they spent finding out a little blow is a great facilitator of romantic encounters among chimps.
Don’t take my word for it (though I will take credit for the Tony Montana headline). Check out the wildly funny piece on Powerline. You’ll find out the answers to burning questions the CDC really needed the answers to. Like
Is it true that chimpanzee spin-doctors are the best at throwing their poop?
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This should be fun. And he looks like my favorite magician, Justin Flom. Give it a look. Maybe it’s time for us to admit we’re not going to have a zero-carb lifestyle by tomorrow and buy a little crude from our friends up north even if that does cut into the slave budgets of some Kuwaitis or Saudis.