nolanimrod on September 3rd, 2010

In the lack­adaisacal world view of the com­mu­nity orga­nizer there is no “must” or “have to.” Only “ought.”

  1. We ought to make sure all chil­dren have access to good health care.
  2. All chil­dren ought to have a good education.
  3. Chil­dren ought to have a nice, safe place to grow up in.

Michelle got a $200,000 raise for work­ing hav­ing a job title related to #1. That’s what the title said, although it appears the impor­tance of the job dis­ap­peared when Michelle left, because so did the job.There is no evi­dence that she did any­thing. But she got the money, so that’s something.

Barack Obama and his pal Ayers spent a few mil on #2. The kiddie’s test scores went down, but all the chil­dren knew they’d been vic­tim­ized so that was enough for Barack Obama and Bill Ayers. Also Barack Obama got a nice chunk of dough. So that’s something.

Barack Obama and another pal, a jail­bird named Rezco, put up a bunch of apart­ments. Today those apart­ments are unliv­able, the weeds reclaim­ing the land, but Barack Obama got credit for sav­ing chil­dren. Oh! Also a nice chunk of dough. So that’s something.,

Oh! While Barack was engaged with the above projects he found time to write a book, which said that white peo­ple were a pain, when he wasn’t lis­ten­ing to his preacher who thun­dered from the pul­pit that white peo­ple were a pain. He didn’t get any money for that, just credit for wor­ship­ping while black. And a free house. So that’s something.

One thing, though: were it not for the fact that dur­ing the cur­rent reces­sion the num­ber of state and fed­eral employ­ees has been expand­ing, as have their salaries, the employ­ment pic­ture might be pretty bleak. But they all have unions and the unions all give lots of money to Barack’s party. So that’s something.

It’s always something!

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nolanimrod on September 1st, 2010

Lisa Murkowski Con­cedes to Sarah Palin Can­di­date Joe Miller

Wow! I find Sarah Palin to be one of the most invig­o­rat­ing and gen­uine peo­ple I’ve ever encoun­tered, even if only at a dis­tance through var­i­ous media. She is just so THERE! She would not bring a teleprompter (the two screen model yet, bet­ter to pre­tend to be look­ing at BOTH sides of the room) to speak to a room full of grade school kids. Hav­ing got­ten rid of the governor’s pri­vate jet she would not get another one for her dog. When a freak moves in next door she doesn’t freak; she just raises the fence. She shops, she cooks, she cares for her kids. She speaks gor­geous thoughts in plain words.

And every sin­gle time she backs a can­di­date against long odds the can­di­date wins. Again!

I wouldn’t want to be the one to ask her if she hears bells. But if it turned out that she did and they speak to her I wouldn’t be surprised.

The most deli­cious part of this is that, had they left her alone, she might have been active in Repub­li­can party pol­i­tics but she would have been the gov­er­nor of a state with all the duties that come with the job. Cut­ting rib­bons, open­ing Scout­ing Jamborees.

But they wouldn’t. The McCaini­acs were snip­ing at her even before the elec­tion and they stepped up the pace after­wards, mak­ing sure that every­one on the planet knew what an igno­rant, inca­pable, clue­less, greedy bitch Sarah Palin was. Her endorse­ment won the Ari­zona pri­mary for John McCain and the day it was over McCain’s daugh­ter was revving up the Let’s Trash Sarah machine.

And the inces­sant charges. She made a per­fectly rea­son­able deci­sion, even a nec­es­sary one for a state’s chief exec­u­tive — to pro­tect the pub­lic safety — and she was inves­ti­gated and re-​​investigated and re-​​re-​​investigated for that, then when she hired a lawyer to defend her against the charges she got inves­ti­gated for hir­ing the lawyer.

Yup. They could have left her alone. But they didn’t. And they really should have.

Just as a lot of the French Ducs were in cahoots (that’s prob­a­bly a word not unheard from the Palin lips, I reckon) with the Eng­lish occu­piers in Joan of Arc’s day a lot of Repub­li­cans tend to expe­ri­ence a kind of eth­i­cal ver­tigo when they get to the big dance and in their dizzi­ness kind of for­get to dance with the one what brung ‘em.

I think they’re going to regret telling Sarah of Wasilla to take her igno­rant self and her igno­rant fam­ily back to rube-​​land and let the beau­ti­ful, smart, dar­lings of the con­sul­tants and the foun­da­tions and the Wash­ing­ton Post get back to busi­ness as usual.

I retract that. They’re not GOING to regret it. They already do.

Sarah Palin speaks to National Guard soldiers in Kuwait

A gen­uine per­son who actu­ally likes people!

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nolanimrod on August 31st, 2010

When Nancy Rea­gan declared the White House for­mal china a dis­grace and had it all replaced by new donated place set­tings the press was down on her like white on rice.

Any­body heard any­thing about this from, say, Katie Couric? Brian Matthews? NPR?

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nolanimrod on August 31st, 2010

One ele­ment miss­ing in the brouhaha over the pro­posed mosque in New York, which now has more names than a Span­ish noble­man, would seem to be the ACLU.

When the Nolan­im­rod lived in NOLA (local short­hand for New Orleans, LA) it seemed that every foot­ball sea­son you couldn’t get away from Joe Cook. Not just you, or I, but any­body. No mat­ter where you went he seemed to be there ahead of you.

Joe was Direc­tor of the Louisiana Civil Lib­er­ties Union and every foot­ball sea­son he seemed to be at every high school foot­ball game played in South­ern Louisiana. Not just the big cities, either. Joe was no snob. If a town was big enough to have a school foot­ball team and play a game Joe was likely to be there.

The way they found out Joe was there was if some­body said a prayer. Before the game clock clicked down to zero all the news­pa­pers and TV sta­tions were going to know about it and there would be legal papers on their way to the offend­ing school district.

It didn’t have to be a big deal, like singing the National Anthem, or an orga­nized thing where every­body stood up and bowed their heads and some­body stood up and lead them in a prayer. Some­body could just say one and if Joe heard it that was enough.  Here is one account of one result of Joe’s dili­gence. That was appar­ently over the P.A. sys­tem but it didn’t need to be. If a team were behind and some kids stood up in the bleach­ers and asked divine help for the team there was going to be, so to speak, Hell to pay.

In South Louisiana a lot of peo­ple don’t leave their beliefs at the church door, but carry them around, includ­ing to foot­ball games. And they always got caught. Joe was every­where. If not every­where he seemed to have the abil­ity to turn him­self into a sort of mist which hov­ered over the entire south­ern part of the state wait­ing for some­one to fall into his clutches.

I never knew him to go fly­ing out of the stands if a base­ball player, just prior to get­ting into the batter’s box, knelt down to ask for some extra help, but I couldn’t be every­where so I don’t know for sure.

It didn’t have to be a high school foot­ball game. It could be a memo­r­ial to peo­ple lost in the Kat­rina flood­ing.

Accord­ing to Joe and the ACLU these weren’t just peo­ple who were raised with a Bible in one hand and a cov­ered dish in the other. They were ter­ror­ists.

That being the case, just how is it that the imam who is spear­head­ing the Ground Zero /​ Cor­doba /​ Park 51 Mosque is jet­ting around the globe con­duct­ing out­reach for the U.S. State Depart­ment? Is not the State Depart­ment part of the gub­mint? Do not State Depart­ment employ­ees have GS rat­ings? More to the point, if the con­junc­tion of church and state at a foot­ball game is worth press releases and law­suits why is the ACLU giv­ing this a pass, a Mus­lim preacher fly­ing around the world for the State Depart­ment giv­ing the old Allahu akbar to every­one he meets?

Could it be that the ACLU peo­ple, like a lot of the politi­cians, edu­ca­tors, film mak­ers, and other beau­ti­ful peo­ple just don’t like us? What we do? What we feel? What we think?

Since throw­ing names — racist, xeno­phobe, homo­phobe, stu­pid — around at any­one with whom one dis­agrees is the new sport, how’s this? Could it be that the ACLU peo­ple, in  addi­tion to the other usual sus­pects men­tioned, are afflicted with Oiko­pho­bia?

Where is the mor­tal ter­ror at the specter of the con­nivance of church and state?

Oiko­phobes. Has a cer­tain ring to it. Oikophobes.

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Tags: ACLU, Allahu akbar, Church and State, church-state partnership, Cordoba Mosque, imam, oikophobia, prayer