Jun
4

Calling 911 to Find Out if You’re Dead

nolanimrod on June 4th, 2013

Or maybe you can just ask your local mer­maid.

Gosh — maybe some peo­ple are too stu­pid to get a photo ID to show when they vote. And, to be sure, we want them choos­ing the peo­ple with the power of life and death over us.

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Jun
2

Print — It’s Not Just for Reading Anymore

nolanimrod on June 2nd, 2013

Hi-​​Tech Print­ing Tech­nol­ogy Leaves Just One Need Unmet

So Far

Florid epi­taphs from over­stim­u­lated techno-​​groupies for the world of ‘Print’ may have been premature.

Thanks to 3-​​D printer tech­nol­ogy now you can

  1. Print the Pizza, and you can
  2. Charge your phone.

Every­thing you need for a lazy summer’s day except  SOMEONE TO CALL !

And, of course, the beer. There will always be the beer.

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Tags: 3-D printing, Silly Bone, technology

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May
31

Our Government Doesn’t Mind It if You Get Lung Cancer

nolanimrod on May 31st, 2013

Just So Long as You Didn’t Get It by Smoking

Because there are, after all, really impor­tant things to consider:

Dr. Marciniak spe­cial­ized in can­cer dur­ing his res­i­dency at the Mayo Clinic and spent a decade at the National Can­cer Insti­tute before com­ing to the FDA.

The debate he has sparked over ARBs has been accom­pa­nied by a dis­pute with his boss over how Dr. Marciniak spent his time.

Writ­ing to Dr. Marciniak last August, Dr. Unger dis­cour­aged a safety inves­ti­ga­tion of the ARB drugs. “This would rep­re­sent a lot of man-​​hours, so I have to assume that there is a paucity of work in the [cardio-​​renal] divi­sion at this point,” he wrote, “or that you will be doing this mostly after-​​hours.”

Dr. Marciniak responded on Aug. 31. “You are faced with a seri­ous, unan­swered ques­tion of whether drugs taken by mil­lions of Amer­i­cans increase can­cer rates, and you’re con­cerned about 62 to 93 man-​​days for my entire plan?” he asked.

Heh heh heh. Events are unfold­ing exactly as I have foreseen.

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Apr
20

Leaving No Stone Un-​​Turned

nolanimrod on April 20th, 2013

Home­builders Dump­ing Term ‘Mas­ter Bed­room’ For Sup­posed Racism, Sexism

Next up:

Man Charged with Hate Crime for Refer­ring to Hard-​​Shelled, Six-​​Legged Per­son with Long Feel­ers as ‘Cockroach’

Should Have Been Called Gamma Ray-​​Resistant American

Gre­gor Samsa, Call your Mother
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