Jeff over at Protein Wisdom waxes furious at some European dim bulb who thinks he can distinguish himself by making fun of Americans’ dietary foibles:
Jeff wastes a perfectly good flabbergast.
First of all, the culprit damns himself with faint praise if he thinks he can get a European Attaboy! by ridiculing Americans. And, more tellingly, he got it completely wrong.
First, the toast is whole wheat but it isn’t multi-grain. We may be so obese that we are making the planet wobble but by crackee we know all about the importance of putting parakeet-food in our bread! And, second, there is no jam. Thirdly, fourthly, fifthly? Only one egg, no Rice Krispies, and no laser-sight for the pistol.
And where, one may well ask, is the Diet Coke?
SHEESH! The European did at least get the bacon portion right even if it is sufficiently over-cooked so that a lot of good fat sizzled away.
Say — you don’t suppose Barack used to like the smell of methane ?… Naw!..
Choom Farts Can Kill (somebody)
President Obama’s high school pot dealer who he thanked in his yearbook for the ‘good times’ was beaten to death by his lover after a series of fights over flatulence and drugs, MailOnline can reveal today…
His lover Andrew Devere, a male prostitute, gave police a laundry list of reasons for the killing, including that Boyer, a surfer and unemployed chef, constantly put him down, made him beg for drugs and had a habit of breaking wind in his face.
You can read the whole thing HERE including the latest hijinx of that wild and crazy scamp, Malik Obama.