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  • memoir, n.: OED Word of the Day
    Today's word from the OED has the following earliest quotation: 1494 Loutfut MS f. 42, in Dict. Older Sc. Tongue at Memor(e, And giff {ygh}e wil wit mair hereof demand [etc.]..for it that is here writtin is bot a memour for to demand & for to lere. That he be forgewin that has maid this memoir. […]

Welcome to Planet Nolanimrod in the Chaos Galaxy

It was time for a new look.  The pre­vi­ous one, based upon a theme called Tandil, was pretty cool and had a sort of Tangiers bazaar look to it plus a lot of jazzy oper­a­tional do-dahs. But it just got to be too dark.

A lot of what is going on with the coun­try seems to be not so hot.  A lot of times after going through press out­lets and blogs my mood would get kind of dark and it seemed unhelp­ful to have gloomy thoughts or even funny, satir­i­cal thoughts — about gloomy events — pre­sented in a set­ting that ran to burnt orange and umber, whose bright­est accent was a hazy gray or a radiation-yellow.

So I went shop­ping for a new Theme.

Unless you’re a blogging-platform vet­eran, for whom <? and ?> are as nat­ural as breath­ing, shop­ping for a theme is sim­i­lar to [I know this is going to sound silly but some­times a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do] a young girl shop­ping for a new hat [I know.  I know.  I should be talk­ing tat­toos or pierc­ings.  But this is my blog and I have a right to my two sq. ft. of earth just like any­body else so I’m going to employ images that are ger­mane to what you might call the Apollonian aspects of my expe­ri­ences].

Will my mother like it?  Will it look good if I get trans­ported into a movie with Tommy Dee and Sandra Sands?  If I get hit by a car and Keanu Reeves is the ambu­lance atten­dant will he keep it for­ever as a trea­sured memento?  Will my dad say it makes me look cheap?

Well, any­way, the smart thing to do would have been to set up a local server here on my own machine so I could try out the var­i­ous looks until I found one that I liked, and, when I did, get it tweaked just right before it went “live.”  Yeah.  Right.  Doing things the smart way.  Pull the other one.

So things will be a lit­tle chaotic for a while and if some­thing dis­ap­pears and then reap­pears in a dif­fer­ent place do not adjust your set.

Well, that’s an expla­na­tion of sorts for the chaos.  If you’re inter­ested in the idea of blog themes you can go HERE.  It is to me almost mag­i­cal that in a mat­ter of sec­onds a blog can be changed from a serene, stud­ied mien to steam punk.

Thing is, each time you change themes you have to set some stuff up again, and it will take me a day or so to do (actu­ally, fig­ure out how to do) a few things, like fix the RSS sub­scribe button.

But please don’t desert me.

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Mad As Hell. And He Won’t Take Any More

It is kind of sad, but it is instruc­tive.  If you have a ham­mer, every­thing looks like a nail.

Even if it is help­ing “his peo­ple” (which peo­ple he remem­bers when it suits him and assumes are , to coin a phrase, shift­less and lazy) he can’t help him­self.  It’s auto­matic.  It’s like the infant’s mouth seek­ing the nip­ple.  Here he is, rag­ing!

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Where is Skippy Gates?

Skippy is a Black Man in America.  This affords him spe­cial insights on just about every­thing includ­ing how to deal with the more dull­ish ele­ments of local law enforcement.

At the hos­pi­tal, DC police offi­cer John Muniz arrived to issue Medlock a $20 jay­walk­ing ticket. Medlock was lying sedated on a gur­ney, so Muniz deliv­ered the ticket to a Daily Caller col­league, who was at the hos­pi­tal with Medlock. He looked embar­rassed as he did so. Behind him stood a man dressed in a dark suit who iden­ti­fied him­self as a ’spe­cial agent.’ He said noth­ing but wrote in a notebook.

It’s time for Skip Gates to give some­thing back.  I say once more:  Where is Skippy Gates?  Surely his ency­clo­pe­dic knowl­edge and serene demeanor can resolve this!

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Bravo! President Obama!

Lost in all the snarky dis­qui­si­tions of the president’s remarks on Haiti — yeah, he said corpse — is the fact that he was prais­ing America. This might be the first time that a pres­i­dent begins to appre­ci­ate the val­ues of the nation he leads after he has taken the posi­tion of lead­ing it.

But this uplifts me not because I believe that as soon as he leaves (left?) the podium some­body will remind him that America is not per­fect and then we’re back to the remoulder-in-chief.  But there is… dare I say it … hope.

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The Titanic? Oh? Did Something Happen To It?

This is like a reporter liv­ing in a Normandy Beach house on June 6th, 1944, and not notic­ing some­thing unusual going on.

I lived in Chicago for sev­eral years and one thing I can tell you:  in that town Lech Walesa is both more pop­u­lar and bet­ter known than a movie star.  Just a lit­tle less pop­u­lar than Pope John Paul II.  I was liv­ing there in the 80’s when Walesa’s Solidarity got fired up.

There are Polish news­pa­pers.  There are Polish radio sta­tions.  There are Polish alder­men.  There are Polish Congressmen.  There is (or, at least, was) a high-rise build­ing next to the express­way with a big sign on it:  The Polish Union.   At the time I lived there it was said that Chicago was the second-largest Polish city in the world, sec­ond only to Warsaw.

Unless Ed Driscoll is lying and clev­erly fab­ri­cat­ing evi­dence, com­plete with man­u­fac­tured video footage, this is all those words which have been so over-used of late:  stun­ning, star­tling, stu­pe­fy­ing, sur­pris­ing, and pos­si­bly even supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Walesa was instru­men­tal in bring­ing down the Soviet Union.  If the Chicago media did not treat Walesa’s visit to Chicago, atten­dance at a Tea Party rally in single-digit weather, and endorse­ment of a can­di­date for gov­er­nor as the biggest local story of the year it is not com­pla­cency.  It is not bias.  It is malice.

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Fourth Most Common Lie

Sure.  We’ll obscure your face in the broadcast.

These peo­ple don’t keep promises.  They don’t have to.  They’re impor­tant peo­ple.  They’re CNN.

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Transformers Make Better Toys Than Leaders

Hot Air has a post up con­tend­ing that many of the President’s reli­gious sup­port­ers are dis­ap­pointed by him and offers a snap­shot from a Newsweek arti­cle of one such dis­ap­pointed reli­gious leader.

I reached Jim Wallis, the pro­gres­sive evan­gel­i­cal leader whose new book is called Rediscovering Values, as he was leav­ing for Davos. Wallis has been close to the pres­i­dent, advis­ing him early on about whether to run and exchang­ing e-mails with him amid the Jeremiah Wright tur­moil. “We need a leader,” Wallis told me, “to call not for incre­men­tal change but trans­for­ma­tional pol­i­tics. The pres­i­dent could do that. I think he still has it in him, but the American peo­ple don’t per­ceive it.”

Davos.  Say, these sky pilots who are con­vinced that America is going to Hell (well, come to think of it, that is kind of in their baili­wick) in a hand bas­ket seem to live a pretty up-trodden life wor­ry­ing about the down-trodden.  The afore­men­tioned Wright retired to a nice pen­sion and a free six-million dol­lar mansion.

But I digress.  What struck me about the quote was the not for incre­men­tal change but trans­for­ma­tional pol­i­tics part. When did these guys eschew the Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s gig and start schmooz­ing with the Caesar crowd in the Congress Center in Switzerland?  Well, if not Caesar, then Melinda French Gates and her hubby, Bill, and Andy Stern who runs the Service Employees International Union, which part­ners with ACORN on things like voter reg­is­tra­tion, and Vladimir Putin.  If Putin doesn’t qual­ify as a Caesar I’m sure I can’t think of some­one who does.  One won­ders if Wallis took the clunky old single-engine heli­copter, or the deuce model.

And what’s with this trans­for­ma­tional bit?  Is that just to sound stir­ring, so as to increase the weekly rake off?  Or is the guy seri­ous?  And, if seri­ous, does he under­stand what it is he is whin­ing about?  Oh!  He’s a pro­gres­sive evan­gel­i­cal leader.  That’s right.  I for­got.  Progressives don’t like space travel (or air travel for that mat­ter unless it is they who are doing the trav­el­ing) and aren’t too crazy about cars either.  Or man­u­fac­tur­ing.  Or free trade.  Or per­sonal auton­omy. A lit­tle skep­ti­cal about hav­ing fam­i­lies.  That’s why they call them­selves pro­gres­sives.  And since he is a pro­gres­sive he surely hasn’t con­sid­ered the import of his remark.  Because they don’t.  When their schemes cause wide­spread suf­fer­ing they just dust off their hands –wipe wipe– and say, Well, it really wasn’t given a fair shot.  Let’s try that again some­where else.

Because incre­men­tal really is the way to go unless you are start­ing from scratch.  Or are will­ing to.  I used to work on some old man­sions in New Orleans.  Incrementally.  150 year old cypress.  You can’t get any more.  Against the law.  So incre­men­tal is the Way to Go.  The least dis­rup­tive way.  We are talk­ing about a coun­try which already has 300 mil­lion peo­ple in it who already have 300 mil­lion lives they are living.

We could incre­men­tally fix the health care system.

  • Eliminate the dis­par­ity between employ­ers buy­ing health insur­ance for their employ­ees and peo­ple buy­ing their own.  That’s more fair.
  • Tort reform.  People like John Edwards don’t have to make mil­lions a year because they have shiny hair and are good in front of a jury.  If a doc­tor didn’t have to pay $300,000 a year for mal­prac­tice insur­ance he could charge a lit­tle less.
  • There is no rea­son it should cost sev­eral bil­lion to bring a drug to market.
  • Let peo­ple choose the insur­ance com­pany they want, rather than being stuck with the one or two in their state that the state leg­is­la­ture has loaded up with reg­u­la­tions put there to appease lobbyists.

Small steps.  Big change when added together.

Transformational, on the other hand, is much more emo­tion­ally sat­is­fy­ing.  Because it sounds so grand.  Like the old Shirley Temple — Mickey Rooney movies:  Let’s Put On a Show!

We’ll make every­body buy insur­ance whether they want to or not.  That way, by hav­ing healthy 20 year olds pay­ing top dol­lar for health insur­ance they don’t need, we can cover other peo­ple with their dis­eases that they had before they bought coverage.

We’ll have the IRS snoop­ing into everybody’s bank account to see if they’re pulling their fair share.

We won’t just have Insurance Companies.  We’ll have Exchanges!  And they’ll add an entirely new level of pres­i­dents and vice-presidents and attor­neys and accoun­tants and PR peo­ple on top of the ones the insur­ance com­pa­nies already have.  And that will make things simpler!

If you don’t buy the insur­ance pol­icy the Exchange says to buy from the com­pany the Exchange  says to buy it from the Exchange will fine you and maybe arrest you.  Unless you can’t afford it.  In which case you will apply to another level of bureau­cracy cre­ated to inter­view you and inves­ti­gate your finances and talk to your neigh­bors and then pro­vide a sup­ple­ment to buy the insur­ance that the Exchange is mak­ing you buy.

These rules will apply to every­body.  Except unions.  And three states.  Transformational.

I have only lived through one trans­for­ma­tional event:  Hurricane Katrina.  What fun!  But I can think of oth­ers.  Pearl Harbor.  World War I.  That was really trans­for­ma­tional!  Got rid of the rul­ing heads of Europe and put the Bolsheviks in power.  Or how about the Black Plague?  Transformational!  1492?  Although that was bad.  Started glob­al­ism.  All pro­gres­sives hate THAT.

Well, I have to be going.  As I’m on the 42nd floor I think I will use the incre­men­tal stairs rather than the trans­for­ma­tional window.

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Boy Gets Tongue Stuck to Freezing Steel Fence Post for Second Time — Say’s He Didn’t Know

(sigh) Here We Go Again…

WASHINGTON — The Justice Department is begin­ning a major cam­paign against banks and mort­gage bro­kers sus­pected of dis­crim­i­nat­ing against minor­ity appli­cants in lend­ing, open­ing a new front in the Obama administration’s response to the fore­clo­sure crisis.

Say!  How does a bank or mort­gage bro­ker con­vince every­body that it’s not dis­crim­i­nat­ing against minor­ity appli­cants?  Hmm.  That’s a hard one.  Let us pon­der awhile.

I know!  I know!  I know!  We can make lots of mort­gage loans to minor­ity peo­ple.  Whether or not they can qual­ify for them or can afford them or are lying through their teeth on the mort­gage application.

Then we sell all the risky ones to Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac.  They’ll buy them ’cause they just got big blank checks for just this pur­pose.  That we we can show we didn’t dis­crim­i­nate and when a lot of these mort­gages go belly up we won’t be on the hook for them.  The gov­ern­ment will!

It’s nice to have a gov­ern­ment that is up to its ears in debt and fran­ti­cally try­ing to acquire more of it telling the banks how to do busi­ness with the advice and con­sent of Jesse Jackson.

One of these days they’re just going to let the lit­tle boy who cried

unnnhnn mmmnhnnn enh I cah caw aye eee uh eh!

hope he can hold out until the next thaw.

h/t Darleen at Protein Wisdom

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Eureka! The Health Care Bill for Dummies!

This is a com­plex issue, and the longer it was debated, the more skep­ti­cal peo­ple became. I take my share of the blame for not explain­ing it more clearly to the American people.

–Barack Obama, State of the Union.

And he was right.  Through a con­fi­den­tial source at the Richmond Times-Dispatch a first draft of the ground­break­ing Health Care Bill for Dummies has sur­faced and I must say now that I feel very guilty about com­plain­ing that the pres­i­dent was call­ing us a bunch of dum­mies because, again, he was right.  With this new, sim­pler expla­na­tion now I under­stand it.  For example:

There so many things man with nice voice need to explain gooder. Like, if some peo­ple still need health insur­ance, why not just give them insur­ance voucher, like hous­ing voucher or food stamps? Why put entire U.S. med­ical sys­tem in Cuisinart and set on Liquefy?

I won’t detain you any longer because this thing is, to quote a pres­i­dent who was a lit­tle bet­ter at explain­ing things, beyond our poor power to add or detract.  If you’re hold­ing any hot liq­uids put them down because this one’s a laugher.

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B.C.S. Threats Show It’s Time to Dust Off the Tenth Amendment

If not, com­ing right on the heels of the skul­dug­gery and royal huffi­ness over the health care boon­dog­gle, then there won’t ever be a point at which the pub­lic says That’s far enough.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama admin­is­tra­tion is con­sid­er­ing sev­eral steps that would review the legal­ity of the con­tro­ver­sial Bowl Championship Series, the Justice Department said in a let­ter Friday to a sen­a­tor who had asked for an antitrust review.

In the let­ter to Sen. Orrin Hatch, obtained by The Associated Press, Assistant Attorney General Ronald Weich wrote that the Justice Department is review­ing Hatch’s request and other mate­ri­als to deter­mine whether to open an inves­ti­ga­tion into whether the BCS vio­lates antitrust laws.

Reading the arti­cle I felt like Joseph Welch must have when he said to Joseph McCarthy

Senator. You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

Have these peo­ple not the decency to read the doc­u­ment they have sworn to pro­tect and defend?  OK.  Forget decency.  How about A sin­gle lick of sense? I know that who wins foot­ball games is a big deal for some col­leges because it means really seri­ous money.  That is their prob­lem because that is a trap they have made for them­selves.  Institutions of higher learn­ing really don’t have any busi­ness being farm teams for the National Football League.  But they are. Institutions of higher learn­ing really don’t have any busi­ness spend­ing mil­lions research­ing high school foot­ball play­ers, writ­ing elab­o­rate agree­ments with them, and engag­ing in Byzantine arrange­ments with other schools to make sure that no school is get­ting an unfair advan­tage in the area of snar­ing likely stars for their foot­ball teams.  But they do.

Dumb?  Yeah.  Silly?  Yeah.  Venal?  Yeah.  Discreditable?  Yeah.  Big money involved?  Yeah.

But how for the love of Mike does all this have any­thing to do with the fed­eral gov­ern­ment? After all the hoopla has died and all the pom-poms put back and the coaches have flown home in their pri­vate jets (when Nick Sabin was at LSU he had a two-million-dollar salary) this is finally a game between school boys.

Is there any dif­fer­ence between our gov­ern­ment not lik­ing the way they pick bowl con­tes­tants and King George III get­ting mad at they way they ran a fox hunt?  Or Saddam, Udai, and Qusai not lik­ing the way a soc­cer match turned out?

Oh, but they will say, We have a stake in this because these schools get fed­eral dol­lars.

Exactly! But they weren’t always fed­eral dol­lars, were they?  They once belonged to real peo­ple who prob­a­bly had bet­ter uses for them than hand­ing them out to col­leges so the gov­ern­ment could force the col­leges to do things its way.

I never heard any­body men­tion the 10th Amendment until last year.  Wasn’t exactly sure what it was and had to look it up.  It’s the one which says that pow­ers that the Constitution doesn’t explic­itly grant the fed­eral gov­ern­ment are reserved to the states or to the people.

You might think the fact that this amend­ment is get­ting talked about would inform some peo­ple that per­haps it is time to try and act like they’re not com­pletely beyond help.  But they are behav­ing like the mon­key in the mon­key trap, where the mon­key puts his greedy lit­tle paw inside a vase with a nar­row neck to get some good­ies and then can’t get his arm out because he won’t undo his fist and let the good­ies drop.  So he is stuck there until the hunter comes along and takes him back to be the guest of honor at a dinner.

The ele­ments of American life are the good­ies and they want to grab as much as they can and, once hav­ing grabbed, will never let go until they are forced to.

People of good sense will prob­a­bly assume that I am mak­ing this up.  I assure them I am not.

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